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Detox to Retox theme by Marg

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momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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metaphorwaters:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

you didnt